A Huge Drone Tried To Pick Up Ginni Thomas But She's Just Too Damn Fat!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency put out that an unidentifed drone, attempted to pick up 263 pound Ginni Thomas, but it gave up due to the fact that Ginnilana is just too damn fucking fat. Reporter Dylan Fresco said that…
Read full storyTrump Sold Out his Digital Cards for Millions - Is Working on a New Set for 2023
Trump in his racist Xmas Rant on his 'Truth Social' Podcast mentioned a new set of Trump Digital Superhero Card being developed. With good Marketing - the first Set sold out quickly and Trump made Two million Dollars. He is thinking of steal…
Read full storyMcDonalds Open the First All-Robot Store in Fort Worth Texas - 'May I Help You?'
Several News sites carry the Story of the first all Robotic McDonalds in Fort Worth, Texas. You go inside an 8"X10' room to order by touch screen - pay and go over to the delivery shelf. If you forget Pepper or Catsup or Coffee Creamers - or nee…
Read full storyThe Ten Astounding Coincidences Between Putin and Zelynskyy
The pages of history can be a strange read. Strange and, some might say, uncanny. The world is fascinated by the terrible war currently raging in Ukraine. But are you aware of the eerie similarities between Vladimir Putin and Volodymir Zelynskyy?…
Read full storyMan who watched the Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas special will not sleep for another three months
After watching this year's Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special, Gary Johnson has told his wife Lorraine that he will not sleep for another three months. 'I have to keep Lorraine and Thomas safe' said Gary 'I watched the first five minutes and I fel…
Read full storyElon Musk Installs Employee Bedrooms and a Large Massage Parlor at Twitter Headquarters
Several media sources reported that - in a new business Innovation – Elon Musk has put in staff bedrooms and a massage parlor for workers at the Twitter San Francisco headquarters. He is requiring workers to work 24 hours a day and sleep at head…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Named The Most Interesting Woman of The Year
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene, 48, has just been informed that she has been named, "The Most Interesting Woman of The Year." According to Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News, Taylor Greene was chosen from a list of over 9,…
Read full storySantos blames online resume writing software for “harmless sales puffs” in his profile
US House of Representatives elect, George Santos, spoke to members of the press about allegations that he had exaggerated aspects of his life. The GOP politician revealed that he had used an online resume builder called E-rez, and had simply uploa…
Read full storyGov. Greg "The Asshole" Abbott of Texas Inadvertently Sends 10 Busloads of Immigrants To Mar-A-Lago
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - "The Evil Turd" (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is madder than a woodpecker with a bruised pecker. It seems that the most hated governor in the history of governors, (that be Gov. Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott) inadv…
Read full storyElon Musk Booed By “10% of Human Bots” At Chappelle Show
Elon Musk joined Dave Chappelle on stage in San Francisco and was loudly booed by the audience at Chase Center. Musk took to Twitter the following day claiming that the audience response was “90% cheers & 10% bots”. Musk has complained about f…
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