Elon Musk Installs Employee Bedrooms and a Large Massage Parlor at Twitter Headquarters

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 26 December 2022

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Several media sources reported that - in a new business Innovation – Elon Musk has put in staff bedrooms and a massage parlor for workers at the Twitter San Francisco headquarters.

He is requiring workers to work 24 hours a day and sleep at headquarters.

Thousands of employees wouldn't do it and left.

He flew in pretty South Asian massage workers from the large Massage Establishment at his Tesla plant. His motto - 'keep the workers happy'.

And China will lend him charming replacement workers - as they have a lot of unemployed women.

Being a 'Hands - On' Entrepreneur - he tried out many of the Women - just for

Quality Control purposes - and said they were very good.

In addition to Sex - the Men will be able to get manicures and Foot Massage. Trump might innovate long this line at Mar-a-Largo - now that Elon has shown the way.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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