Trump Sold Out his Digital Cards for Millions - Is Working on a New Set for 2023

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 26 December 2022

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Oh shit, you've got an impeached Donald card!!!

Trump in his racist Xmas Rant on his 'Truth Social' Podcast mentioned a new set of Trump Digital Superhero Card being developed.

With good Marketing - the first Set sold out quickly and Trump made Two million Dollars.

He is thinking of stealing Arnold Schwarzenegger's' Body for a Weightlifting card - as his Superman knock-off Digital card (He in in red tights) - proved so popular.

Of course, he will be blonde and handsome and look about 30 years old.

Trump is Straight but has always lusted after that body.

Then - He's going to do a 'Terminator' style Card - with him as Crazed Cyborg. That was always his favorite Hero at the movies.

He might do a 'Thor' type Card. the Huge hammer would have a Dollar Sign - and show him smiting his enemies (Hillary and Nancy).

And to show he is such a soft, sweet guy - Trump as Romeo (in tights again) – serenading the Juliet of Stormy Daniels - (in a stripper’s costume).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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