Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Hell On Wheels Is Her Favorite Cable TV Show
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle has just informed the TV viewing pubic that Marjorie Taylor Greene has just revealed that her favorite TV show is the excellently written building of the Old Wild West ra…
Read full storyThe Truth Shall Not Make You Free … It’ll Get Ya Crucified
A new and important new news story from news agencies about … knowledge! Knowledge is no longer power. Mathematicians and theoretical scientists and other ridiculous people the world over have all agreed that having knowledge about something, a…
Read full storyGuys Had Ancient Beer Bashes 4,000 Years Ago-In Bronze age Russia
According to an article in Yohoo News - Archaeologists have re - examined artifacts from a ten foot burial mound in South Russia and found that silver and Gold tubes were Straws for drinking Beer. They were used for a Rich Man's Beer Bashes - fo…
Read full storyA Christmas Message to the NSA
Hello, American government organization that is legally violating people’s right to privacy. Do you know when I’m sleeping, do you know when I’m awake? Have I been good or bad, and what is my punishment? A spanking from Mrs. NSA? Oh my! Poor N…
Read full storyMotivational speaker spreads Christmas bullshit
Les Robbins, who has made millions of dollars from the motivational speakers circuit, announced that he has released his latest book, “There’s no isn’t in Christmas”. The book is about a poor couple who struggle to find hotel accommodation in the…
Read full storyKari Lake addresses supporters at Sour Grapes Meet following Superior Court dismissal of her election fraud claim
Republican crybaby Kari Lake, who lost the Arizona governors contest to Democrat rival Katie Hobbs and ran blubbing to the courts, has angrily denounced Saturday’s decision of Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Peter Thompson dismissing her claim t…
Read full storyTilly the Traveler Visits the Sex Retirement Towns of Florida
I got away from Cold England and went to Warmish Florida for Xmas. Florida has five or six Huge rural retirement towns - all the retail amenities. Fast - food shops and restaurants - and plenty of Sex. Dangerous Senior Living sent me. The…
Read full storyEver Wonder Why in U.S. Severe Storms leave 1-2 million without Electric Power - Year After Year?
Severe storms in the US leave 1 - 2 million people without electric power year on year. Have you ever wondered why? It is because Most states won't spend any money putting power lines Underground - where they are permanently immune to Storms,…
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