Hello, American government organization that is legally violating people’s right to privacy.
Do you know when I’m sleeping, do you know when I’m awake? Have I been good or bad, and what is my punishment? A spanking from Mrs. NSA? Oh my!
Poor NSA workers (except for Edward Snowed-In) who have to work on Christmas … all day reading people’s emails and text messages and social media pages, listening into their phone calls (“Merry Christmas grandma! Defund the NSA!”), taking pictures of pictures – no family holiday is complete without you taking your share of flesh, yes? Little Billy and Suzy opening presents in the morning – and the NSA is right there with them.
Isn’t this organization enough to bring the Americans to The Hague? Is the Spoof located in Britain – Wales to be precise? Are whales watching me, reading me? MI5 and Moneypenny must keep the world safe from the Huns – unless … oMg … they ARE the huns! Call Bond!
When the whole world has to work on Xmas to read emails and check out some lovers and their selfies to each other, dressed in Santa’s lingerie, showing too much “egg nog”, then oh my, it must be lonely at the top of the top.
Remember this holiday season, no matter who you are or where you live, there’s always somebody watching you sleep – and judging if you’re snoring too loud!
