Kari Lake addresses supporters at Sour Grapes Meet following Superior Court dismissal of her election fraud claim

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Sunday, 25 December 2022

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Kari Lake blubs at election defeat

Republican crybaby Kari Lake, who lost the Arizona governors contest to Democrat rival Katie Hobbs and ran blubbing to the courts, has angrily denounced Saturday’s decision of Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Peter Thompson dismissing her claim that she had lost the election through widespread misconduct.

Lake alleged that some ballot documents were printed feint, leading to errors in the counting of votes, and that this had all been part of a devious plan by the Democrats to steal the election from her. She further alleged that workers at the ballot-counting facility deliberately photocopied their own ballots, adding them to the pile, whilst carefully removing ballots cast in favour of Lake. She claimed that although the results showed that she lost by a margin of 17,000 votes, she had, in fact, won the election and should immediately be instated as Governor of the Copper State.

Supporters of Make American Grapes Again (MAGA), who demand the removal of artificial sweeteners in home-grown grapes, and Cowboys United for Neo-Trumpism (CUNTs), joined her in whinging at their ass-whoopings at the recent elections, lambasting their opponents in the most offensive language possible, and planning legal and illegal ways to overturn the election results.

Lake plans to appeal the decision.

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