Tilly the Traveler Visits the Sex Retirement Towns of Florida

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 25 December 2022

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"Breasts like an almond" is not always a compliment.

I got away from Cold England and went to Warmish Florida for Xmas.

Florida has five or six Huge rural retirement towns - all the retail amenities.

Fast - food shops and restaurants - and plenty of Sex.

Dangerous Senior Living sent me. They had heard it was sexually dangerous in these towns - sexually 'Hot' if you know what I mean.

It's all true. Viagra has caused a revolution in Senior Sex.

The local restaurants with large bars in the back - and dance floors were hopping on a Saturday night.

Women 70 looking 50 due to Botox and Makeup are meeting toupeed Men in trusses and belly bands(seemingly in - shape) - and the rest is Viagra History.

Some sexual diseases, abundant in the Young, are on the uptick in these communities.

Dancing is popular - couples swirl and sway to - "You Made me Love you - (I Didn't want to Do It) as its wafts through the Florida air.

(One last chance to get Laid seems to be the thought of many of the portly Romeos there. )

I even got propositioned three times - as I was the new 'Meat' in town.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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