'One Ball' - His Presidential Commentary - on the Rapper News Network
Pence could be Really Immense- If he straddles the Liberal Fence. Deranged Desantis is an Egotist- Terrorizing Ex-Felons-a Sadistic Twist. Trump is Always a Smoldering Dump- Will Put his Party in a Real Slump. Trump Always a travelin…
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Businesses are computerizing Everything. even your Toilet. (Here is your daily Crap report.) Retail Stores are the Recent really big users of Computerization. To save a Buck - they got rid of the underpaid Check - out guys and gals and ma…
Read full storyNetflix Reports That Their Newest Documentary "Harry and Meghan" Is The Best Documentary of 2022
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle says that having seen "Harry and Meghan," she would have to agree that it is a fantastic look at the "Real Story" behind the scenes of Buck House, as Ricky Gervais refers to Buckingham…
Read full storyElon Musk Who Many Say Has Gone Bat Shit Crazy Has Now Banned a Total of 19,303 Reporters From His Pride and Joy (Twitter)
QUEENS, New York - (Satire News) - Elon Musk has entered into the Twilight Zone World of Bat Shit Crazy Assholes; like Donald "The Pussy Grabber" Trump, Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani, and Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter Musk who has more money tha…
Read full story'Gay' is in the Jeans
You can tell who Gay by the Jeans is. The Gays wear supper tight Yoga - Pant type Jeans - showing the ass crack. Regular guys only wear semi - tight yoga - type Jeans to show off their 'Junk'. Science thinks it may be in the Genes. It is impossi…
Read full storyIt's a Teaparty/Trumphead Majority in Congress - Off with the Speaker's Head
For Ten years we have had crazy Republican Tea Party candidates elected to Congress. Now they have teamed up with the newly elected crazier Trumphead candidates and will not elect a new House Speaker - unless given powerful committee assignments.
Read full story91% of All Americans Agree That Donald Trump Is a "Has-Been"
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The nation's top polling agency, The QuinniPinni Polling Agency has just released a highly interesting memo. QPA polled over 37 million Americans (Democrats, Republicans, Independents, and Agnostics) and it is now officia…
Read full storyLaurence Fox's latest album and book not in any best of the year articles
The bloke that played Detective Hathaway in Lewis has, for the seventh year in a row not made the top 100 list for albums, books, or films. Laurence Fox has been busy working his way through a failed acting career, a failed musical career, and eve…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian To Star In "MILF 2 - Hooha Haven"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Left Coast Mirror Magazine writer Tequila Tallyho has just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian will be starring in the Hollywood Sign Films movie "MILF 2 - Hooha Haven. The X-rated, highly explicit film wil…
Read full storyThe Reason Why British Songstress Cheryl Cole is Giving Up Her Russian Citizenship
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - The Grandiose News Agency has just broken the story that British songstress Cheryl Cole has decided to drop her Russian citizenship. The 39-year-old Chezza, as her close friends, like Piers Morgan, King Charles III,…
Read full storyThieves Break Into Windsor Castle and Steal a Sword That Belonged To King Arthur
WINDSOR, England - (Satire News) - London Daily Informer reporter Benjamin "Big Ben" Viking reports that thieves broke into Windsor Castle and made off with the early 6th century sword of King Arthur. Viking said that Buckingham Palace spokesperso…
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