'One Ball' - His Presidential Commentary - on the Rapper News Network

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 17 December 2022

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Pence could be Really Immense-
If he straddles the Liberal Fence.

Deranged Desantis is an Egotist-
Terrorizing Ex-Felons-a Sadistic Twist.

Trump is Always a Smoldering Dump-
Will Put his Party in a Real Slump.

Trump Always a traveling Dumpster Fire-
Is getting lots of Republican Ire.

Blonde Taylor Greene-the Republican Queen
Her campaign symbol-the Guillotine

Hillary and Bill could Put a real Chill-
and easily be back on Capitol Hill.

Jeb and Jr. Bush could also win-
They got that great Anti-Trump Spin.

And Biden's still in the Race
An Honorable Man-with no Disgrace.

Two old Dogs will fight it out-
The Best Man wins-
With lots of Doubt.

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