New Tech...Self-Checkout Machines in Stores - a Shoplifter's Dream

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 17 December 2022

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Buy one item and leave with 5 items - what a Deal.

Businesses are computerizing Everything. even your Toilet.

(Here is your daily Crap report.)

Retail Stores are the Recent really big users of Computerization.

To save a Buck - they got rid of the underpaid Check - out guys and gals and make customers do Self - Check out. What could go Wrong?

They forgot the Shoplifters - many poor people are on the edge economically - but who love Self - checkout.

Buy one item and leave with 5 items - what a Deal.

And the remaining Overworked clerks don't even notice.

Get Greedy and you attract the Needy.

Stupid greedy Corporations with stupid High paid bosses - in a Central Office somewhere dreaming up this crazy retail Crap. Another of their great ideas at major retailers - is checking the IDs of Seventy-year-olds - (when they buy wine or liquor).

And shortly - they will have Robot stores with no human beings in them.

Probably armed Robots that can shoot to kill - to protect merchandise.

It's going to be a Computerized Paradise.

(This article was generated by an IBM Business Bot.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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