'Gay' is in the Jeans

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 17 December 2022

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You can tell who Gay by the Jeans is. The Gays wear supper tight Yoga - Pant type Jeans - showing the ass crack. Regular guys only wear semi - tight yoga - type Jeans to show off their 'Junk'.

Science thinks it may be in the Genes. It is impossible to make a Straight guy Gay. No case of that has ever happened - as Straight Men are 100% programmed for a certain voluptuous hole - and for Breasts - and nothing else will Satisfy.

Then there are the other Bi or Tri Men who are just Horny - and a Gay behind looks good - or in a pinch a sheep will do.

Any Hole in a Storm (of Horniness).

The Way things Are - Blame Mother Nature.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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