Simon Cowell Is Producing The BBCs Latest Competition Show "Guess The Smell."
LONDON - (UK Satire) - English television producer, record executive, celebrity entrepreneur, and music mogul Simon Cowell has just announced his latest television show. Cowell, who has many nicknames, including The Sultan of Sarcasm told True Dat…
Read full storyThe NFL Cheerleader Who Was Fired Simply Because Her Boyfriend Is A Central American Mafia Hitman Has Received a Severance Check For $3.5 Million
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One of the hottest cheerleaders to ever cheer for an NFL team is still very upset that the team owner terminated her, after he learned that she is the girlfriend of one of Guatemala's most notorious drug hitmen.
Read full storyThe Reason Why Donald Trump Was Arrested Will Shock Even His Staunchest Supporters
MAR-A-LAGO - (US Satire) - Reporter Tapioca Swizzle with The Vox Populi News Agency has just broken the story that one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has finally been arrested. The Trumpturd was in his bedroom playing with his Stormy Daniels Inflat…
Read full storyA Category 3 Hurricane Got Demolished By A Category 6 Tsunami
OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA - (Satire News) - A story that has been put out by The Global Source News Agency states that something that has never happened before in the world of weather has just occurred. GSNA writer Topeka Joplin, not to be confus…
Read full storyTrump Has More Supporters In Alabama Than In All The Other 49 States Combined
CHICKEN DUMPLINGS, Alabama - (Business Satire) - The Wild Whispers News Agency has let it be known that a recent survey shows that the reddest state in the nation, Alabama, has more Trump supporters that the other 49 states combined. WWNA reporter…
Read full storyThree of Trump's Distant Cousins All Say He's a Greedy, Money-Hungry, Racist Son-of-a-Bitch
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Entertainment Satire) - Cosmos News Service reporter Armada Aquatina, recently was able to track down three of Toxic Trump's distant cousins. Maddy went to a site called "All Things Trump," and after spending about 45 min…
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