Mar-a-Lago-GATE Investigation
It had to happen. The FBI search for stolen documents at Mar-a-Lago has become (because of conflicting stories by Trump and his attorneys) elevated with the distinctive Gate word at the end of Mar-a-Lago. Just call the investigation Mar-a-Lago-Gate.
Read full storyA Black Cocaine-Carrying Cat Climbs Over Trump's Useless Wall In 9.3 Seconds
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Mexico) reports that a highly trained Guatemalan drug cartel cat named Bobby, is responsible for smuggling over 900 pounds of cocaine from Guatemala into Mexico, and into the US, just since Jan. 1, of…
Read full storyTrump Is Furious That The FBI Took His 3 Passports During The Raid - And Now He Says He Can't Flee The Country
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump says he is so mad he could slap his stupid goofy son Eric non-stop for four minutes. Donaldo, as his estranged wife Melania Knavs Trump calls him, is so upset he has gone from eating 9 Big…
Read full storyJesus' Wild Gospel Moments by Pastor (Boypincher) Benedictus
I just had to publish this religious tidbit in Modern Delusional Christianity. Jesus had a much wilder life than is commonly known. I know all the juicy details. He didn't just go around blessing everybody and smiling all the time. He par…
Read full storyDeath Race 2022
In the wonderful B-movie, “Death Race 2000”, cars intentionally mowed down people for points and to win a car race. The original starred David Carradine (before hanging himself for the erotic thrill) and Sylvester Stallone (before “Rocky”). See it, l…
Read full storyEmployees At Mexico's Largest Jalapeno Factory Go On Strike
OAXACA, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's national news agency, El Ole, has said that the workers at Fabrica Mucho Caliente, have gone on strike. The reason for the strike is because the jalapeno company has told the workers (male and female) tha…
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