Air Force Academy Forced to Shut Down After Kellyanne Conway Gets Removed from Advisory Board
Colorado Springs, Colorado - After the Biden Administration forced former Trump confidant and sidekick Kellyanne Conway from it's Board of Advisors, the faculty at the Air Force Academy said they have "no choice" but to "close our doors immediately a…
Read full storyTrump: "I Thought Climate Change Was a Hoax Because Liberals from Chy-Na Put Magic Mushrooms in My Soup"
Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Former President Donald Trump, who once declared global warming a Chinese Hoax, has apparently changed his mind according to a recent speech at a gathering of corporate fundraisers near his cult compound in Florida. One well…
Read full storyMitch McConnell is Suing The Makers of a Viagra-Like Pill, Up Up & Away!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just confirmed that Senator Mitch “Turtle Face” McConnell has just filed a lawsuit against the makers of the penis hardening, Viagra-like pill, Up, Up, and Away. The lawsuit claims…
Read full storyBoris Johnson delivers Winston Churchill stirring interview on the Beeb with Hugh Pym!
After playing board games with OAP's in an OAP home dressed in a bib and plastic apron, Boris Johnson, UK, PM, refused to be filmed being spoon-fed because it would have damaged his drivelling image further! However, after the fab PR shoot promoti…
Read full storyRussia Has a Sure-Fire Plan To Discourage Homosexuality
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin has announced that they will no longer tolerate the comingling between same-sexers. Stavros Nickavich, spokesperson for the Kremlin, has made it clear that Moscow is not San Francisco, and anyone who wants to k…
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