Who Are The Freaks, Losers, And Creeps?
Freaks, losers, and creeps? Could that be the name of a new singing group from England or Transylvania? No. Or a brand new Halloween bug dish? Maybe, but no again. A new circus act? Close, but another no. Freaks, losers, and creeps were words use…
Read full storyTijuana, Mexico Announces It’s New “No Shot – No Check” Delta Dawn Pandemic Policy
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – When it comes to staying ahead of the pack, the border down of Tijuana, is mucho way ahead of the rest. The city of 2 million inhabitants has just issued a proclamation that anyone working in Tijuana, who does not…
Read full storyCalifornia Wildfire Insurance Now Runs An Average of $7,000 a Month!
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that due to the thousands of damn wildfires that have hit California, the cost of wildfire insurance has gone up by as much as 817%. Leilani Oahu-Roofy, 43, who is an insurance agent with the Pr…
Read full storyMatt Gaetz Denies That He And Corey Lewandowski Are Lovers
TURKEY TITS, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Daily Dirt reporter Stormy Coin has alleged that former Trumptard advisor and man who lisps worse than Marjorie Taylor Greene, Corey Lewandowski, is having a torrid love affair with Matt “The Potato Head” Gaet…
Read full storyCalifornia Firefighters In An Act of Desperation Are Pouring Strawberry Kool-Aid On The Wildfires
VACAVILLE, California – (Satire News) – Reports being put out by The Alpha Beta News Agency, are that thousands of California firefighters are running out of ideas as to how to fight the damn wildfires that are continuing to relentlessly burn out-of-…
Read full storyPresident Biden Warns Egypt That If They Attack Israel, The US Will Bomb and Destroy Every Damn Pyramid Within Their Border
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that tensions in the Middle East are getting hotter than a prostitute with Icy Hot on her nether region. Word filtering out of Sand Land, is that Egypt is getting ready to launc…
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