President Joe Biden, Commander-In-Sheep
BILLINGSGATE POST: Chances are, if you see Joe Biden wear a sheepish grin, there must be a story behind it. Well, there just might be. Much has been written about why men turn to sheep for affection while undergoing stress. In fact, Geoffrey Chauc…
Read full storyMan remembers the good old days as being barely tolerable
Your local sociopath, the one who never says hello to anyone, just remembers the good old days as being barely tolerable. The bloke that you might see in the pub, or on the train, or walking past the house, but has a name that always escapes you,…
Read full storyPennsylvania Officially Bans The Word “Pussy”
HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - The Pennsylvania Senate has voted to outlaw the use of the word “Pussy,” after hundreds of evangelicals, old fogies, sticks-in-the-mud, and old maids demanded the word be banned. One old maid, 79-year-ol…
Read full storyPresident Biden Officially Condemns Trump's Mar-a-Lago
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Well it is finally official, the president of the United States has officially condemned Donald Trump’s Dixie Complex. Boom Boom News said that the Trumptard is fit-to-be-tied and is threatening to talk to his BF…
Read full storySiri Given a Hefty Fine For Eavesdropping and Illegally Listening In On Personal Conversations
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A Federal judge has ruled that Siri has been violating the privacy rights of private citizens and now, her owners (Apple Inc.) will have to pay a fine. Judge Fawn Gettasax, 57, stated that Siri has stepped way past…
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