What Is Donald Trump Trying To Hide This Time?
First, everyone could tell at a glance that the hair was an attempt to hide the receding hairline. Next, the oversized jacket which hides the expanding waistline—then Trump's grades at Wharton and those legendary tax returns. On his way to the W…
Read full storyBuckingham Palace To Be Repainted and Remodeled at a Cost of £7.3 Million ($10 Million – US)
LONDON – (Satire News) – The United Kingdom’s Tickety Boo News Agency is reporting that the British Parliament has approved a plan to remodel Buckingham Palace, which is 192 years old. TBNA reporter Neville Twickenbuck, told Piers Morgan, who is c…
Read full storyThe Highest Ranking General in The Chinese Army Has Admitted That She’s a Lesbian
HONG KONG – (World Satire) – Word coming out of the Chinese capital is reverberating all over the world. The Chinese government has just learned that China’s top ranking military leader, General Sue Ming Ding, 53, has just come out of the closet a…
Read full storyDonald Trump is Now Facing Counterfeiting Charges
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As if being a sexual predator, a racist, a liar, and basically a low-life, evil hate-monger, word coming from the Scandal Today News Agency is that now, "Mr. Erectile Dysfunction" Trump is being investigated on coun…
Read full storyThe Los Angeles Galaxy Soccer Team Hires 2 Del Rio (Texas) Haitians
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The Los Angeles Galaxy gave two Haitian soccer players a walk-on try-out and the two really impressed Galaxy Coach Greg Vanney, as well as the Galaxy owners known collectively as the Anschutz Entertainment Group. Th…
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