France Fires A Ratatouille Warning Shot
France is upset or tres ticked. They’ve recalled their ambassadors to the US and Australia. Humph! Take that! The Camembert is flying all over the place, landing as far away as the US and Australia. France even sent a 5.9 magnitude tremor to Austr…
Read full storyA Veteran NASCAR Driver Fined $200,000
LAREDO, Texas – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba, has just commented that a NASCAR driver has been suspended and fined $200,000 for a serious racing infraction. Ford driver Homer Finwater, who drove the Peter Pan Peanut…
Read full storyTom Arnold Says That He Is Planning On Releasing The Infamous Secret "Apprentice" Tape Where Donald Trump Uses the “N” Word 29 Times!
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Daily Dirt has just announced that comedian Tom Arnold, who was once married to that fat tub of lard, Roseanne Barr, has decided to release the infamous Trump “N” word tape. The tape clearly will show the nation and…
Read full storyTrump Says That VP Harris Makes Him Feel Like He Is Nothing More Than a Racist, a Sexual Predator, and a Pile of Duck Droppings
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – Donald Jonathan Trump traveled to Cleveland to visit an old girlfriend he broke up with as soon as he met Melania at a local strip club. Trump recently confided to his boyfriend, Sean Hannity, that he actually came very…
Read full storyMcDonalds Is Replacing Their Happy Meal Toys With Scratch-Off Tickets
CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – The McDonalds Corporation, after an extensive research undertaking, has decided to change up it’s Happy Meal menu item. Mickey D’s has just announced that effective Thanksgiving Day, they will no longer include p…
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