Janet's special mug is still missing
Janet's special mug is still missing. It is red, with a big bottom. Janet makes cakes on a Friday. You know Janet. Everyone knows Janet. Anyway, if you see her special mug, can you let us know, as she just won't stop banging on and on and on about…
Read full storyWhere's Michael? - the Where's Wally for the modern age
Anyone who is looking for a fun, up to date alternative to Where's Wallie? now has the exciting game of Where's Michael? Based on the real-life escapades of government tea-boy Michael Gove, Where's Michael? players have already found him in a nigh…
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo retires from publicity
Cristiano Ronaldo has announced his retirement from self-publicity after breaking the international goal-scoring record. The 36-year-old Portugal and Manchester United star said he would take a step back from being in the limelight for 23 hours an…
Read full storyCaitlyn Jenner Announces She’s Engaged To a Member of Donald Trump’s Base
RANCHO SANCHO, California – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that trangender/transsexual Caitlyn Jenner is thrilled to announce that (s)he has become engaged. The former Bruce Jenner, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that her fiancé is Harvey…
Read full storyDonald “El Sicko” Trump Says If He Was Not Married To Melania He Would Want To Be Married To His Daughter Ivanka
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many news agencies are reporting that Donald Trump really and truly went off the deep end when he made a comment that makes the late perverted, Jeffrey Epstein seem like a girl scout. The orange Orca whale (aka Dona…
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