Iowa Reports That Sales of Condoms Have Gone Down By 400% - The Reason? Oral Sex Has Increased by 369%
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) – Iowa’s Department of Statistics has stated that due to a tremendous increase in Iowans engaging in oral sex, condom sales have fallen drastically. One Evangelical male, Lollard Q. Fugfit, 83, excitingly said that…
Read full storyAfter Losing in The First Round and Embarrassing Himself Before The Entire World, Evander Holyfield Says That Next He Will Fight Barron Trump
HOLLYWOOD, Florida – (Sports Satire) – There is an old expression that says that one stayed a little bit too long at the fuckin’ rodeo. And that is exactly what 59-year-old Evander Jemima Holyfield did. The dummy got greedy and he got his greedy o…
Read full storyDonald Trump Has Just Been Named, The 2021 Man of The Year, By The White Extremist Group, The Proud Boys
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – Scandal Today is reporting that Donald Jonathan Trump, AKA “Rhino Butt,” has just received the ‘honor’ of being named The 2021 Man of The Year, by his beloved January 6, insurrectionists, the Proud Boys. The me…
Read full storyElon Musk Will Lead a Group of Volunteers To Colonize The Moon Very Soon
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – One of the world’s foremost space explorers recently told Alpha Beta News Agency’s Mimosa Sabrosa of his next space exploratory goal. As of September, 2021, Musk is the second richest man in the world, right behind Amazon’…
Read full storyThe Big Splash Down
Yes, Elon Musk did it again. Like Tesla wasn’t enough of an accomplishment, he followed Tesla with SpaceX. Cutting expenses, SpaceX is designed to work with reusable parts; and soft landings on barges in the ocean. Pretty soon, SpaceX transport was d…
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