United States Post Office to dilly dally
Washington DC - (The Washington Poop) | USPS announced their plan to slow mail delivery and increase prices as Post Master General, Piddle Stomp, explained to TheSpoof.com in this exclusive interview. We asked Stomp, why stop using airplanes? He…
Read full storySteve Bannon gearing up to play Santa at Macy's this Christmas season!
Steve Bannon is giving us the latest lesson in the fickle nature of the human heart. Bannon met with reporters yesterday to discuss his next gig playing Santa Claus for the hordes of children that come to tell the jolly fat man what to bring them Chr…
Read full storyScotland Yard Is Looking Into The Alleged Rumor That Donald Trump Sucked Sarah Ferguson’s Big Toe Back in The Summer of 2002
LONDON – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of Scotland Yard is that the twice-impeached, one-term loser (aka Donald Jonathan Trump) is now being investigated for an alleged big toe-sucking incident he had with Sarah Ferguson, known as the Duchess of…
Read full story"My first aubergine" to rival Channel 4's "My first threesome"
Following Channel Four's recent barrel-scraping exercise, my first threesome, Channel Five has offered a series of programmes that take on the theme. The titles of each three-hour programme are: 1) My First Aubergine 2) My first reading of th…
Read full storyThe Christmas Movies written by a The Spoof writer
You may remember a while ago The Spoof published a handy guide to how to write your own Christmas movie, and having taken us as our word, a few people have sent their scripts off and are now seeing them on the Hallmark Channel, and on Christmas Movie…
Read full story"What do I have to do to be a bad boy?" asks Dog
Border Collie Colin Braithwaite has been asking on his blog what he has to do to be a bad boy. 'I make a mess of the furniture, vomit and everything, and all my owner asks is who's a good boy? Clearly, I haven't been a good boy, and if I have, whi…
Read full storyLaurence Fox to play Tommy Robinson
Having spent more time in court than is strictly necessary Tommy Robinson's life has been further worsened by the fact that Laurence Fox has been asked to play him in a play by playwright Sanctimonious Git. Mr Git, said 'I see the story of Tommy R…
Read full storyAmerican Males Visiting Bordello's Must Keep Their Condoms On!
US Male visitors frequenting 'ladies of the night' have started a protest movement against their privacy rights because the State of California has forbidden the removal of condoms during 'hot flings' with naughty ladies! Local Bordellos' have bee…
Read full storyFrank Luntz, The Nation’s Number 1 Political Pollster, Says That During His 4 Years in Office, Trump Used The Phrase “Fake News” 3,704,817 Times!
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump hates political pollster Frank Luntz, because time after time, he has exposed the Nazi trooper for what he is…a no good, lying snake-in-the-grass male bitch. Luntz prides himself in always telling it li…
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