Having spent more time in court than is strictly necessary Tommy Robinson's life has been further worsened by the fact that Laurence Fox has been asked to play him in a play by playwright Sanctimonious Git.
Mr Git, said 'I see the story of Tommy Robinson as one of the more interesting careers in show business. He comes from a place, and offers little in the way of illumination, but I just thought he would be a perfect character for a play'.
Laurence Fox said 'It just proves that sometimes the right part goes to the right actor'.
When asked, Mr Git replied 'We asked a lot of other people before asking Mr Fox. Everyone else charged too much, and had to much self respect.'
