Donald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?
Donald Trump's life choices prove he wasn't the brightest kid in his class, but urging Republicans not to vote? That is like a gift of gold to the Democrats. Hey Wharton, do you still claim him as a graduate? What are you teaching your students? N…
Read full storyDNA Test Results Show That Donald J. Trump Has Four Biological Sons He Did Not Know He Had
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, has just broken the Trump story of the season! The highly-reputable DNA collecting firm, which is based in Kalamazoo, Michigan, Yep Dat Be Your Squigglies Alright, has confi…
Read full storyMan laughing in comedy club
Lionel Bridgewater has spent the evening laughing his head off at a comedy club. There was the comedian who had appeared on Mock The Week once, seven years ago, a left-leaning late teenager, and a right-wing bloke in his forties, telling it like i…
Read full storyWill there be snow at Christmas this year? by Mr Ray Ving
Hello, Ray Ving, again. You may remember me from Radio River, Radio Sewage Works, and the Podcast Thoughts in my Shed. I am 79 you know, told old for all of this bullshit. Anyway, my question is this: Will there be Snow this year? If there is, why…
Read full storyWokeness Causes City To Rename All Of Its Streets And Buildings To Be Woke Compliant
The city of Sleepington, Idaho, has been beset with social awakening because their street and building names are not woke compliant. Sleepington Mayor, Shelly Wanton, has established a mandate to review and change all building and street names which…
Read full storyIt wasn't as good as the first time, says Captain Kirk on return home
Star of the American documentary series Star Trek, Captain Kirk has claimed that his recent trip into space wasn't as good as his first one, which started in both the past and the future, confusing anyone who likes the linear aspect of time. 'The…
Read full storyMan hasn't updated Facebook for three days
There was shock and consternation in Chutney on the Fritz, when it was revealed that the beloved local odd-ball Brian Asshat hasn't updated his Facebook page for three days. Writing on his wall, his friend Felicity Dowager asked 'Has anyone seen B…
Read full storyEveryone related to the royal family, now also related to Josh Widdicombe
Everyone's favourite overexposed comedian Josh Widdicombe has been revealed to have links to royalty and will insist on being invited to Buckingham Palace for tea and scones with the Queen. Famed for a number of embarrassing relatives, the Royal F…
Read full storyDonald Trump FINALLY Admits That Yes He Definitely Incited The January 6 Terrorist Attack on The Capitol
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The former resident of the White House, DJT, a person who spent more time on the damn golf course than horny rabbits spend having coitus has finally admitted something that everyone already knew. Speaking with repor…
Read full storyThat's not very good is it, say judges on something or other
A group of four judges in a competition have stated that something or other really isn't that good. The lead Judge, who used to do something else for a living said 'I say what I like, and I like what I say, but that thing that chap did wasn't ver…
Read full storyJ.Lo’s New, Sexy La Latina Short Shorts Are Selling Like Hot Tamales!
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez has just hit a gold mine with her brand new La Latina Short Shorts collection. Miss Lopez admitted that her short shorts line was inspired by Catherine Bach’s original Daisy Duke short shorts line, wh…
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