Everyone's favourite overexposed comedian Josh Widdicombe has been revealed to have links to royalty and will insist on being invited to Buckingham Palace for tea and scones with the Queen.
Famed for a number of embarrassing relatives, the Royal Family have been the nation's favourite unscripted soap opera for years, and can now add the family of Josh Widdicombe to the branches of the family tree.
'Why couldn't it have been Adam Hills?' asked Prince William.
Josh Widdicombe has recently been seen Fox Hunting and plans to eat a swan for Christmas.
'My Swans' he said 'Not the Queen's Swans. My Swans, and you cannot have any swans'.