There was shock and consternation in Chutney on the Fritz, when it was revealed that the beloved local odd-ball Brian Asshat hasn't updated his Facebook page for three days.
Writing on his wall, his friend Felicity Dowager asked 'Has anyone seen Brian? He hasn't posted anything new for three days, and it is not like him to do that.'
Brian noticed the post, and updated it with the ominous 'Sorry, things to do'.
In Brian's case, it means that he is halfway through knitting a new jumper and listening to loud Rave music. There are also a lot of trains to spot at the station, and editions of Antiques Roadtrip to catch up on.