Uber Will Now Be Picking Up and Delivering Merchandise As Well As People
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – San Francisco-based Huber has decided to take a cue from FedEx, UPS, and Amazon Prime, and they are not officially in the package delivering business. A spokesperson for the company stated that after several researc…
Read full storyDollar Tree To Become Two-Dollar Tree
IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia – (Business Satire) - Dollar Tree is a chain of variety discount stores that sells everything from pencils to pliers and pretzels to pantiliners. The franchise, which has over 15,000 stores nationwide, was founded on H…
Read full storyCritical Race Theory Isn’t A Theory
A set of words introduced recently to better understand how the world creates different policies according to race and sex. Who is really in charge and are people tagged before they’re born? Critical Race Theory? Some don’t want it taught in scho…
Read full storyPresident Biden Instructs The State of New York To Take Donald Trump’s Drivers License Away
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – It is official – Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump can no longer drive a car, a truck, or even a golf cart; not only in New York, but in any state. The New York state attorney general acted on the DL removal upon the ad…
Read full storySmash and Grab Vandals Target The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo
TARZANA, Cailfornia – (Satire News) – The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo was the victim of a flash mob’s smash and grab attack. According to security video, the incident occurred at 3:05 am, when most of the petting zoo animals were sound asleep.
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