Kentucky Derby Winner ‘Medina Spirit’ Tested Positive For a Hoof-Enhancing Drug
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – The Kentucky Derby Thoroughbred Racing Coalition has just revealed that a urine sample taken from Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit, after the derby win, showed traces of the illegal drug Mistohoofalosis, wh…
Read full storyFederal Reserve Creating $Trillions Because “2001 and 2008 Worked Out So Well”
Washington - Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell and Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen continued to support the creation of trillions of dollars of credit, in excess of the amount needed by the actual economy, creating a boom in prices of stocks, ho…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Says She’s No Longer That Skinny, Spoiled, Little Brat
MALIBU BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Miley Cyrus will turn 29, in November, and the popular raspy-voiced singer told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she has really matured in just the past 14 months. She stressed that she is…
Read full storyDr. Fauci gets emotional about his past as a child star
During an extended interview with CBS’ Leslie Stahl, Dr. Anthony Fauci reportedly got very emotional. During the 60 Minutes interview, Fauci disclosed the little-known fact he was a childhood TV personality during the 1950s and early 60s. His brea…
Read full storyFinally! A Male Member-Friendly Popcorn Box!
Late yesterday, the Weifang Packada Eco-friendly Technology Corporation announced it has completed field-testing for a “penis-friendly” popcorn container. The container, designated as the WADAWAY21™ has undergone trials in 14 markets around the w…
Read full story375 Pounds of Peruvian Rocket Debris To Land In Iowa
CORN KERNEL, Iowa – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just learned that 375 pounds of debris from a Peruvian Herculean rocket is expected to land somewhere in Iowa in mid July. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle said she spoke with Elroy Figalooni, a spokespe…
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