Tom Brady and The Super Bowl Champs, The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Accept President Biden’s Offer to Visit the White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – The iNews Agency is reporting that President Biden is thrilled that the Super Bowl champions, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, will be attending a White House dinner in their honor. The president personally called Tom…
Read full storyQ'Anon- A Visit To The Land Of Odds For Those Who Aren't Afraid Of Lions And Tigers And Democrats, OH MY!
Just what exactly does the name 'Q'Anon' mean anyway? It is known as a shady, seemingly hallucinatory (or a hallucinating group) led by a mysterious Being who is known only by his pen name 'Q'. Could it be that not-so-mysterious spy gadget invent…
Read full storyAnimal Rights Group Vows To Disrupt Pamplona’s World-Famous Running of The Bulls
PAMPLONA, Spain – (Satire News) – Spain’s national news agency, Los Frijoles, has just learned that hundreds of Persons for the Equitable Tolerance of Animals (PETA) members are planning to attend and disrupt this year’s world-famous Pamplona’s Runn…
Read full storyWoke Culture Wants Criminals To Play Criminals In Hollywood Movies
Convicted serial killer Danny Gun has initiated a law suit against Killing People Film Productions to create change in the way Hollywood casts its actors playing the roles of criminals. Mr. Gun, in his lawsuit, claims that he has been passed over f…
Read full storyHartlepool goes ape for Tories
Geoff Grimm is a former coal miner who lives in Hartlepool. As a grandfather, he is old enough to remember the 1980s when this was Labour territory. After Thursday's by-election, it isn't Labour any more. He moaned, "This place has been going soft…
Read full storyLeBron James is Jumping Into The Fast Food Burger World
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA has just stated that he has decided to fulfill his life-time dream, and he will be opening up hamburger restaurants throughout the nation. The Los Angeles Lakers sup…
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