United States Customs Agents Confiscate $17 Million in Counterfeit Nickels
SAN DIEGO, California – (Satire News) - United States Customs Agents in San Diego, California, report that they have just confiscated a huge shipment of illegal coins that was bound for several Las Vegas gambling casinos. The 18-wheeler was found…
Read full storyElon Musk Tells President Biden That When His Musk Astronauts Land on Mars – The Planet Becomes The Property of Elon Musk Inc.
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire Elon Musk recently told Oprah Winfrey that he’s not conceited, he’s just cock-sure. The man who could single-handedly feed half-a-dozen third world countries with money from his miscellaneous fund stated…
Read full storySofia Vergara Has Just Signed to Star As The Lead in Marvel's "The Secret Sex Life of Spider-Woman"
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand is buzzing with talk that the extremely sexy Colombian actress Sofia Vergara has just been signed to star as Spider-Woman in the upcoming Marvel movie, The Secret Sex Life of Spider-Woman. Sofia, who is 48, but…
Read full storyExtreme Violence Causes England To Ban Karaoke
LONDON – (Satire News) – London’s Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that Parliament has voted to ban the interactive musical entertainment program known as Karaoke. TTFN’s Loretta Piffinshaw stated that after receiving hundreds of complaints…
Read full storySocial scientists recommend we adopt new conventions for greeting & parting
Every cloud, they say, has a silver lining. That nasty COVID cloud that just past was no exception. After observing some of our modified behaviors during the pandemic, experts now say we'd do well to keep certain items that were brought about by the…
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