CDC Announces Fully Vaccinated People with Low COVID Risk Will Have Limited Freedom of Peaceable Assembly
Constitutional rights are no longer completely off the map in the United States, Dr. Randi Wallace of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently announced; fully vaccinated people at low risk of death from COVID-19 may now gather in very…
Read full storyHarry Proclaims Himself The King In The North!
"Harry 'the Bastard' Windsor has avenged the Paris Betrayal He is the Ginger Wolf! The King in the North of LA! The King in the North LA!" Was the chant from California that announced that Prince Harry has laid down the gauntlet to the British Royal…
Read full storyDo you regret the experimental music stage you went through?
Do you remember that time when you listened to experimental music, for the fun of it? All of those albums of experimental theremin drones and saxophones blasting away? That time you listened to Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed, and drove the beauti…
Read full storyBiden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House
BILLINGSGATE POST: From the White House to the dog house, Lassie Come Home this is not. In the movie released in 1943, Roddy McDowell had to sell his beloved dog to the Duke of Rudling because his family could no longer afford to feed him. After…
Read full storyMan Nearly Shit Himself During Journey To Work
A man who was being conveyed by motorcycle to his place of employment by his nasty, brainless, not to mention lazy step-daughter this morning, has said the youngster drove the vehicle so erratically and carelessly, that, several times, he feared for…
Read full storyDo You Recall Your First Sexual Experience?
Most people can recall their first sexual experience, but judging from the responses to the 2021 Postcards from the Pug Bus Sex Survey, not everyone puts a smiley face on that memory. A total of 1,167 people responded to the Pug Bus survey. This pene…
Read full storyAre You the Master of Your Bedroom?
The true conservative does not like anything to happen that has not happened before. He prefers old dogs, old friends, old whiskey, and old songs...old words, too...and he's apt to become shirty when old words get surrounded by crime scene tape strun…
Read full storyWhite House cleaners pleased with new president
In another exclusive for TheSpoof, we interview Manuel Cisterna Ubendos, who has been a cleaner in the White House for 14 years. "I am very glad to have Mr Biden as president," said the 46-year-old Mexican. "All of the cleaning staff are. He makes…
Read full storyGrandchildren Critical Of 95-Year-Old Grandmother
Sharper than a serpent’s tooth. Two grandchildren who never held a 9 to 5 job, but were gifted with homes, designer wardrobes, horses, servants, nannies, free travel around the world, and breakfast in bed every morning, are complaining because, gosh,…
Read full storyIce Cream Maker Brought Vagina Cream Mainstream
The Great British Ice Cream Company food scientists explain how they created the new vulva Phish Food flavor by unlocking the secrets to their Vagina Cream Swirl. Male and lesbian customers were nothing but grateful when The Great British Ice C…
Read full storyEasy COVID Vaccine
Mercy! Yes or no? According to the hype, one either dies on the spot from the vaccine injection or, gee, whizz, actually stops the world spread of COVID-19. If the world spread of COVID-19 is halted, and everyone takes their vaccination, by Septe…
Read full storyMan Took Book To Family Gathering
Family get-togethers are usually a source of merriment, but when your in-laws are a bunch of retarded, filthy, backwoods beer monkeys who consider that singing out-of-tune to songs blasted out of 6-foot speakers is the height of cultural taste, you m…
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