Governor Cuomo Says He Greets Everyone With a Kiss
Well, case closed! Done deal! Next scandal!? Not so fast! Does Governor Cuomo say he greets everyone with a kiss? Yes, 100%! Very European! Particularly the air kiss, one on each side. Enchanting! Right cheek first, or nose collision? Do t…
Read full storyWolves Eat Baby That It Was Hoped They Would Raise
Reports from Burnley are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods, but, against all logic, ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a knitted pink bobble hat, traces of blood, and ch…
Read full storyIntroverts Society Endorses Continued Lockdowns
Citing concerns that even “double-masking” as recommended by NIAID Director, Dr. Anthony Fauci, may not be fully effective in preventing the spread of the pesky flu-like bug known as COVID-19, Inner World Introverts Society issued a statement endorsi…
Read full storyCovid-19 CAN Be Transmitted Through The Internet Says Dr Fauci
The chief medical advisor to the President, Anthony Fauci has acknowledged the possibility that anyone could contract COVID-19 just by surfing the web, reading an email from an infected person, or even talking on the phone with them; widening the pos…
Read full storyWe Reveal Who The Real Q Of Q-Anon Is
Putin Celebrates Over Putting A Big One Over On Americans With His Q-Anon Invention. Scene- A secret meeting room in the most secretive part of the Kremlin- Putin raises a glass of vodka high enough for all to see, as they sat around a huge tab…
Read full storyNCAA March Madness Is Coming To Indiana
INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – After an entire year of planning, the NCAA March Madness Coalition, is finally getting the show on the road, as they say in the circus world. The March Madness Coalition led by executive director Felix K. Burntwhis…
Read full storyThis Season’s Bachelorette Cancelled After The Bachelorette Becomes Pregnant
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – This season’s edition of The Bachelorette has been cancelled after only airing the first three shows. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors is reporting that the bachelorette Suzi Frillynix, 26, had been been running a fever of…
Read full storyDr. Seuss Banned: Cuomo Still At Large And Dangerous
BILLINGSGATE POST: This is nuts! Six Dr. Seuss books will no longer be published due to perceived racist and insensitive imagery. At the same time, Governor Cuomo, a serial prevert with a record of talking dirty to young ladies, who prefer to talk…
Read full storyBoston Tea Party Rioters Branded "Domestic Terrorists"
Parliament, London, England. Dec. 30, 1773 Woof Blister with a SINful report for Spoof International News. Lord Acton, chief of the Royal Bureau of Investigation, today branded Sam Adams and the other members of the so-called Boston Tea Party as…
Read full storyStudies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels
President Biden's response to news that Texas and Mississippi will open their states to normal, with no mask mandates, has run into a problem. Biden stated that re-opening at this time is “neanderthal thinking”, plus that it's “critical, critical,…
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