The chief medical advisor to the President, Anthony Fauci has acknowledged the possibility that anyone could contract COVID-19 just by surfing the web, reading an email from an infected person, or even talking on the phone with them; widening the possibility that anyone reading this article has probably contracted the killer disease.
"It's constantly evolving, people are going to get e-mails and if they open up the attachments they are going to catch it. Also, websites have been infected, forget your standard anti-virus software, it won't work, people are going to die," said the headline-grabbing, attention-seeking sycophant.
"How many people will contract COVID? I don't know that. I am just trying to scare as many people as I can, and of course, bolster my profile."
It has been reported that the President has ordered the immediate burning of all Whitehouse computers and has demanded that all telephones, including mobiles, be placed in secure lockers until 'Doctor' Fauci gives the all clear.