Dr. Seuss Banned: Cuomo Still At Large And Dangerous

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Thursday, 4 March 2021

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Bombs Away!

BILLINGSGATE POST: This is nuts! Six Dr. Seuss books will no longer be published due to perceived racist and insensitive imagery. At the same time, Governor Cuomo, a serial prevert with a record of talking dirty to young ladies, who prefer to talk dirty to men their own age, refuses to resign from his job.

“If I offended anyone, I truly and deeply apologize,” the Governor repeated, over and over again. Evidently, no one is falling for his false contrition.

He, like Bubba Clinton, was insensitive to the feelings of both his victims and the people who elected him. Clinton, however, had qualities that inspired poets to exult his failings.

Although these limericks were not penned by Dr. Seuss - the author wishes to remain anonymous - might they also be banned by some pinch-mouth prude with painted lips and a heart filled with rancor? One hopes not.

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
"Twas Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.


Dr. Slim: “I hope this story doesn’t bomb.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. No worries, mate. It will live in infamy.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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