Britney Spears Doesn’t Need A Conservator Any More Than Prince Harry
Why is this even in court? Making headlines? Being disputed? Jeez, the lady earned the dough? Does daddy want a cut? Too bad! Or, daddy can put on a tutu, get up on stage, do a number or two for an hour, and maybe he can fill a hat with loose change.
Read full storyRussian President Vladimir Putin Has Revealed That Russia Is In The Process of Annexing Norway
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin Voice has issued a statement stating that President Vladimir Putin is finalizing plans to annex the Scandinavian country of Norway. Reports are that Norway is resisting, but after the Norwegian senate was shown…
Read full storyDear Auntie Spoof: "Where can I buy a mask for me?" by Xenomorph Mavis Davidson
Hello, Mavis Davidson here. You may remember me from my starring role in Alien, Aliens, Aliens 3, Aliens 4, Alien Ressurection (the one with Winona Ryder) and other cinematic delights. I had a starring role in Tremors 7, and you sometimes see me i…
Read full storyThe Storm-Trooper conundrum
Barry and Dave are arguing, as normal. You would think nothing of it if was just two blokes in a pub, arguing, but Barry and Dave are two storm-troopers, feared across the galaxy for their skills in losing droids, falling for Jedi mind tricks, and be…
Read full storySan Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon’s Bobble-Head Doll Is The NBA’s Biggest Seller
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – The world’s number one toy manufacture, the Hasbroken Toy Company, has just confirmed that the NBA’s top-selling bobble-head doll is Becky Hammon's, who is an assistant coach for Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs.
Read full storyBritney Spears Devastated That She Now Needs Her Father's Permission To Pee
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Britney Spears told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that it seems like her conservatorship case has been dragging on since El Poopooluna volcano erupted 13 miles south of Tijuana, Mexico several years ago. She noted tha…
Read full storyTucker Carlson extradited to Belmarsh Prison
So far there has been no confirmation that Mr. Carlson has been placed in a cell at Belmarsh Prison next to Julian Assange. White House Press Secretary Jenifer Psaki has said, “There are no such plans. At this time.” Mr. Carlson continues to br…
Read full storyThe Sarah Ferguson, a British Cruise Ship Is Hijacked By Costa Rican Pirates
THE ENGLISH CHANNEL – (Satire News) – In a story that is currently developing, England's Ta Ta For Now News reports that a British cruise ship, The Sarah Ferguson, has been hijacked by Costa Rican pirates. Word filtering out of the majestically lu…
Read full storyThe Cracks In The Statue of Liberty’s Arms Are Going To Have To Be Repaired At A Tremendous Cost
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The city of New York hired an independent statue inspecting team to totally give the Statue of Liberty, what they call in the business, an intimate physical exam. The inspecting team took 8 days to totally check out…
Read full storyDonald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that Trump has always been lawsuit happy. His sex therapist says that it stems from the fact that he has always felt underendowed in the dicky poo (cock) department. The National Register of…
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