Bezos-Musk Inc., To Build The State-of-the-Art BM Cybertruck
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency has confirmed that Bezos-Musk, Inc., has signed a contract with the Super Space Corporation to build the most advanced truck in the world. The BM Cybertruck was designed by a first-rate team of scientific…
Read full storyWho Stole Trump’s Audience?
Maybe he could get a few people while standing on an orange crate at Hyde Park corner. However, his audience numbers are dwindling in the US. Like a hot air balloon, finally running out of hot air and slowly, quietly descending to earth, the ride is…
Read full storyThe Chicago White Sox Are Kicking Butt in Major League Baseball's AL Central Division
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – The Chicago Wind reports that the hometown Chicago White Sox are dominating their division like no one ever has. The ChiSox, as Windy Cityers call their team are head and shoulders above the second place team the Clevel…
Read full storyBob Baffert’s Amazing Race Horse “Global Warming” Easily Wins The Georgia Galloping Derby For His 8th Straight Victory
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – One of the most amazing thoroughbred race horses to ever hit the race tracks is two-year-old Global Warming. The horse is owned and trained by the living legend horse trainer Bob Baffert, who is consider…
Read full storyJaggedone's daily, dastardly Olympic updates!
Olympics 2020 played in 2021, Tokyo, somewhere in Japan. Jaggedone sent his vile CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) masked reporters, Ching Chong Woo, and Bum Kum Poo, to Tokyo to find out if anybody gives a crap about this global spectacle without…
Read full storyLots of Cleveland Indian Fans Hate The Team’s New Name
CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine has confirmed the fact that many fans of the Cleveland Indians do not like the team’s new name. Hercules Confetti with SCM said he spoke to Elroy Guzzintillo, 93, who has been an Indians fan f…
Read full storyHouston Astros Super Star Jose Altuve To Record A Hip Hop Song
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has disclosed that Houston Astros future hall-of-famer Jose Altuve has just signed a contract with Round and Round Records to record a hip hop song. The song is titled "Hey Baby, Look at My Balls,…
Read full storyTom Brady Says That Trump Just Needs To Go Away and Stay There
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – One of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all-time recently sat down and spoke with Dottie Bazooka of Sports Balls Illustrated. Brady talked about how he is 99.8% certain that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will make it to th…
Read full storyDonald Trump Wants a Psychiatrist – But None Will Schedule Him Because They Know The Cheapskate Doesn’t Pay Anyone
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Kimberly Guilfoyle, who hopes to one day be Mrs. Donald Trump Jr., if not Mrs. Donald Trump Sr., confided to her cellulite therapist that the “Golfing Guy,” as Ann Coulter calls him, cannot find a psychiatrist to…
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