Mexico Has Decided To Legalize Marijuana
MEXICO CITY – (Satire News) – According to Bravo Network information guru, Andy Cohen, the Republic of Mexico has decided to legalize the sale and purchase of marijuana. A spokesperson for the nation south of the USA stated that after hiring a dru…
Read full storySenator Lindsey Graham Denies That He Is Considering Having Sexual Reassignment Surgery
TRINIDAD, Colorado – (Satire News) – GOP Senator, and one of Trump’s top 3 ass kissers was recently spotted in Trinidad, Colorado. The city is noted for being the “Sex Change” capital of the United States. BuzzFuzz learned that in just the pas…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Has Agreed To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show Titled “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell!”
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest word coming out of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s filthy, bigoted mouth is that she has agreed to star in her very own reality show. The show to be titled, “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell,” is set to pre…
Read full storyDonald Trump Viciously Attacked By a Swarm of Marauding Cicadas
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The local ABC News affiliate is reporting that Donald Trump was out sunbathing in his backyard, when he was suddenly and viciously attacked by a marauding swarm of angry cicadas. Secret Service Agents were abl…
Read full storyTrump’s Own Son-in-Law Jared Kushner Flips on Him
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In what political pundits are calling a concerted effort to save his ass and keep from going to prison, Ivanka’s wimpish husband, Jared Kushner, has flipped on his daddy-in-law. Jared "Sissy Britches" Kushner has al…
Read full storyJared Kushner Says He Deserves Nobel Prize "Because The U.A.E. Still Hasn’t Attacked Israel"
West Palm Beach, Florida - Former White House Advisor and Trump Son-in-Law Jared Kushner renewed his campaign to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts in drafting the "Abraham Accords", a peace agreement between the United Arab Emirates and…
Read full storyTexas Will Build Electric Border Fence Connected to Dependable U.S. Power Supply, Not Unreliable Texas Grid
Austin, Texas - Texas Republican Governor Greg Abbott said that Texas will build an electric fence on the border with Mexico, without consulting the U.S. government or Biden Administration. In addition, the entire fence will be connected to the ex…
Read full storyNancy Poozleosi, Kamala Cackleosi And Joe Sleepleosi: The Three Stooges Of The Apocalypse
BILLINGSGATE POST: Larry, Moe and Curly they ain’t. Although at times their slapstick behavior could easily qualify them to take on the mantle of The Three Stooges. With her sunken eyes and penchant for premium ice cream, Nancy Poozleosi most clos…
Read full storyThe Fantastic Five Shock the World
JIAXIANG, China (Chatterbox News) - Five ducks at a farm in Jiaxiang county, Shandong province, China, became instant celebrities after missing their transportation to the slaughter house. Villagers were struck by an unsettling sight when the duck…
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