Donald Trump Attends a Boxing Match In Las Vegas And Is Angrily Booed By Tens of Thousands of Boxing Fans
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – According to the Balls News Agency, it appears that one Donald Johnny Trump is finally realizing that tens of millions of people hate him as much as they hate Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Joe Manchin, and the king o…
Read full storyEngland lose on penalties
English heads are breaking today after the headbreak of a penalty shootout, and England had one against Italy. And Italy won. England have always been rubbish at penalties. From traffic wardens to rugby regulations, England have never been able to…
Read full storyCalifornia’s Most Popular Nude Resort, Rancho Genitalia, Has Been Sold For $37.4 Million
BIRTHDAY SUIT, California – (Satire News) – The most famous nude resort in the nation has just been sold for an amazing $37.4 million. Rancho Genitalia, which is located just north of Tarzana, was originally built in April of 2013, by Playboy Mag…
Read full storyThe Zimbabwean Mountain Climbing Team is The First to Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro Totally Naked
TANZANIA, Africa – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just released a report that the world-famous Zimbabwean mountain climbing team has just become the first to reach the 19,341-foot summit while totally naked – aka 100% nude. TBN’s B…
Read full storyA Waco Woman Receives The World’s First Vagina Transplant
Detroit – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that the world’s first successful vagina transplant has just been performed at Our Lady of The Stimulus Package Hospital in Detroit, Michigan. Dr. Finston P. Procksock, III, performed the 9-hour and…
Read full storyAnother Scot wins Wimbledon - maybe next year will be Tim Henman's year
Well, what a final that was. The ball went up then down then up again across the screen, like a game of Pong but on grass. It was literally riveting, and I was glued to my screen for the full two hours, or however long it was. It felt like longer.
Read full storyBob Baffert’s New Horse “Global Warming” Has Just Won His 7th Race In a Row
SANTA ANITA, California – (Sports Satire) – The greatest thoroughbred trainer in the history of horse racing may have gotten banned from entering a horse in the Kentucky Derby, but he can still participate in any other horse race in the nation. Ba…
Read full storyTen favourite paperclips on Facebook
Following a number of challenges on Facebook, such as 10 favourite bands, film stars, first dates, last dates, starting players in football etc, Facebook has now launched a challenge called Ten favourite Paperclips. It followed equally bizarre but…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz Are Officially Dating
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has broken the political-romantic scoop that Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene are officially “An Item.” Carolina Chipotle with BPT spoke with Taylor Greene and she was told by the dishwat…
Read full storyStormy Daniels Reveals That Donald Trump’s Woodies Were Nothing To Write Home About
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – After years of keeping quiet, Stormy Daniels has finally revealed lots of interesting tidbits about her clandestine affair with Donald Johnny Trump alias “Pee Pee Boy.” Daniels told Boom Boom News Reporter Hacienda Fi…
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