Biden Proposes New Thunk Control Agency For Trumpsters
BILLINGSGATE POST: Who woulda thunk that someday your thoughts might be monitored? Faced with a divided nation of 75 million voters who prefer to eat pasta at the Olive Tree rather than the French Laundry, where elites like to gather to thwart COVID-…
Read full storyDonald Trump And Joe Biden In Total Agreement About Something, At Last
After several months of disagreement, hostile argument, and a distinct lack of being able to even have a cohesive and respectful discussion, President Donald Trump and President-elect Joe Biden have, at last, found common ground with each other. O…
Read full storyTrump Uses Taxpayer’s Money to Pay for His Latest Portrait
It was revealed today that the outgoing self-proclaimed greatest-ever American president, Donald Trump, has spent $2bn of US taxpayers’ money on a portrait of himself. The portrait was commissioned yesterday evening, and was completed within fifteen…
Read full storyCouple Plan To Have Sex On Sunday Night
A couple who don't usually make this kind of news available for public consumption, but who have let their guard down recently because of the mental state the Coronavirus has reduced them to, have told friends that, all being well, they will indulge…
Read full storyWill Donald Trump Pardon The Terrorists Who Stormed The Capitol?
Will Donald Trump pardon the hundreds of domestic terrorists who stormed the Capitol on January 6? A pardon for the terrorists who perpetrated the attack, breaking windows, doors, furniture, vandalizing files, stealing laptops, personal mementos,…
Read full storyThe List of 10 Unknown Facts About The Rolling Stones
NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) – The Rolling Stones are one of the most successful rock bands of all time. Mick Jagger and the guys have been together since 1962, an amazing 58 years! The boys from London, who are now the great-grandfathers from m…
Read full storyAlex Rodriguez Pays $4,000 For Jennifer Lopez To Get An Ass Tattoo
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the sexiest celebrities in America has just revealed that her New Year’s resolution was to get a brand new tattoo on her ample ass. Jennifer Lopez told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle that her fiancé,…
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