Could Donald Trump End Up In Jail?
Curious minds are asking whether Donald Trump could actually end up in jail. There are videos of Trump speaking in front of the White House, urging the crowd to march down Pennsylvania Avenue to the Capitol Building and take the country back. And…
Read full storyMissing Brexit Voting Slips Found
There was a major talking point brewing this evening, after refuse collectors in London found an undisclosed number of EU referendum voting slips dumped in fourteen black plastic dustbin liners outside the home of former prime minister, Theresa May.
Read full storyMan Finds Money In Street
There were scenes of joy and jubilation in one city street earlier today, when a man out for a lunchtime saunter with his friend from work found some money in the street. Ambling along, chatting to his pal about nothing in particular, Moys Kenwood…
Read full storyThousands of Pittsburgh Steeler Fans Are Devastated
PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette proclaimed that thousands of Steeler fans are positively devastated that their team has been eliminated from the NFL playoff picture. Many NFL pundits had picked the Steelers to go all the way…
Read full storyLas Vegas Cooking Show Host Reveals That President Trump Tried to Grope Her Pussy
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk revealed that Las Vegas television cooking show host, Peggy Pittalini, has divulged that the president tried to grope her pussy in the kitchen of the White House back in September of 2020. Pittalini,…
Read full storyTrump To Send Angry Mob To Stop Impeachment Effort
Washington, D.C. - Sources close to President Orange Turd say that he is planning to send a second angry mob to the U.S. Capitol Building to try and stop Congress's 2nd impeachment effort on him this week. "He's pretty sure it will work this time,…
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