Las Vegas Cooking Show Host Reveals That President Trump Tried to Grope Her Pussy

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 13 January 2021

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Peggy Pittalini says she cooked her very first 3-course meal at the tender age of 3.

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk revealed that Las Vegas television cooking show host, Peggy Pittalini, has divulged that the president tried to grope her pussy in the kitchen of the White House back in September of 2020.

Pittalini, who has degrees in Culinary Cuisine, Cloudology, and Orgasmic Science, said she went to the White House at the invitation of the president.

She remarked that he'd heard that she makes the spiciest diet hamburgers west of the Mississippi; and he wanted to taste her meat.

When she arrived at the White House, she was blindfolded and quickly ushered into the kitchen by the vice-president.

Pittalini, said that after taking off the blindfold, she was surprised to see Pence wearing a red pair of MAGA short shorts, a Trump University T-shirt, and a New York Jets cap.

As soon as Trump walked into the kitchen in his sweaty golf pants, the VP made a bee-line for the door.

POTUS then told Miss Pittalini, that he was going to grab her by the pussy, just like he grabs any woman that he wants to grab by the pussy.

She pointed out, that she was a hard-core Democrat, and remarked that there was no way in hell, that he was going to put his fucking Republican paws on her.

At that point he started walking toward her with his tongue hanging out and his eyes fixated on her vaginal region.

Pittalini grabbed his little bitty left hand and bit the hell out of it. She says she headed for the door, and left the president of the USA, on the floor whimpering like the little loser pussy he has now become.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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