Who Says It Was An Acquittal?
Who says it was an acquittal? The verdict was 57 to 43. There’s a 14 point difference. In a football game, that would have been a loss. Even Donald Trump can see it wasn’t a unanimous win or a real victory. In the world of Albert Einstein, Galile…
Read full storyElon Musk is Building The World’s Most Amazing Floating Asteroid Belt Station
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Houston state that the richest man in the world, Elon Musk, is in the process of building what will be a truly astonishing Floating Asteroid Belt Station. The station named Vesuvius, after his pet sa…
Read full storyEveryone Surprised By Trump Acquittal That Everyone Predicted
Hollywood’s most beloved stars and DC’s prominent politicians were shocked when they heard that Donald Trump was acquitted of his impeachment charges by almost exactly the same margin of votes that everyone in the world had been predicting for a mont…
Read full storyDoublespeak dot com awards program banned by Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, Google et al
Doublespeak dot com's offer of prizes for the best samples of Washington double-speak has run afoul of watchdogs for the nation's OPN (officially preferred narrative). The Establishment--billionaires, press, and their government representatives--n…
Read full storyMan's Wife Has Left Him And Run Off With Her Dildo
A man who hit upon the unusual idea of buying his wife a dildo as a gift for St. Valentine's Day, has told 'friends' on social media that she has now run off and left him, in order to start a new life in Europe with her 'pleasure stick'. She is th…
Read full storyMan Got Doll's Leg Back On
A child's doll whose leg came off several weeks ago has at last been repaired by the father of its owner, it has been reported. The doll, Malina, which can be seen in the graphic above, is the property of young Delma Kenwood, aged 5, who, in tempe…
Read full storyThe Valentine's Day tradition that gets the cream
Many Valentine's Day traditions are modern, commercial and trashy - the giving of cards, the pressure to send flowers - these are all recent inventions. Yet there is one popular tradition that is still going and started all the way back with St Valen…
Read full storyPaper Towels For Donald Trump
Just as Donald Trump threw rolls of paper towels to flood victims, the Republican Senate (except for seven Senators) threw Donald Trump 43 rolls of paper towels. He certainly must have been more grateful than the flood victims. Now he can run aga…
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