Congressman Kevin McCarthy Threatens Gavel Hit On Nancy Pelosi
California Congressman and minority leader of the House of Representatives Kevin McCarthy is still selling baloney from the good old days of working at his deli. While the keynote speaker at a Tennessee Statesman’s dinner, he predicted that when…
Read full storyHope Hicks Wants To Have Trump’s Baby
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The rumors swirling around Baltimore are that former White House aide to the one-term president Donald John Trump, Hope Hicks, has confided to her hairdresser that she wants to have DJT’s baby in the worst way. One has…
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky Says She Wants Donald Trump To Stop Texting Her
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The most famous White House intern in history has told iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that she wants for the former disgraced president, Donald J. Trump to stop texting her and telling her that she has the sweetest, most…
Read full storyA United States Battleship Accidentally Sinks a Cambodian Fishing Boat
THE GULF OF THAILAND – (Satire News) – The USS Jimmy Carter, is sad to report that they have sunk a Cambodian fishing boat that carelessly crossed in front of them. Captain Keith P. Gunnmelo stated that his chief radarman mistook the fishing boat…
Read full storyBiden To Order Flags To Fly At Half-Staff For Foreseeable Future
President Joe Biden reportedly plans on issuing an Executive Order to fly all American flags on federal property at half-staff every day. The reason, said a White House source speaking off the record, is “because he feels if it’s not one thing it’s…
Read full storySome Good News for Governor Cuomo
It has been a rough week for the Honorable Andrew Cuomo, New York’s beleaguered governor. Everyone from President Biden to the entire New York congressional delegation is calling on the governor to resign following a report issued by New York’s…
Read full storyCalls For Cuomo To Resign Or Else He's Going To Be Impeached
There are calls for New York Governor Andrew Cuomo to resign or be impeached. Not exactly a choice between Ice cream or pie, but that's the dessert that's being offered up to the Governor. He could say no to both choices and sit it out like Trump…
Read full storyHunter Biden And Carlos Danger Appointed To Run Joint Cybersecurity Force
BILLINGSGATE POST: Today it was announced that Hunter Biden and Carlos Danger, aka; Anthony Weiner, would head the newly formed Joint Cybersecurity Force. Both men have had vast experience in the field. Of course, everyone knows that Hunter Biden…
Read full storyUS Military Drones Totally Destroy Two Terrorist-Controlled Towns In Iraq
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The FBI and The CIA have confirmed that at least 16 American military drones invaded Iraq and destroyed 9 Iraqi military bases, 4 Iraqi bullet factories, 2 Iraqi Motel 6’s, and an Iraqi camelburger restaurant that w…
Read full storyEvents That Nearly Brought Down The Government
Since democrats are claiming the peaceful January 6th protest was an insurrection, and nearly brought down the government, I think it's time we created a list of other 'watershed' events that also nearly toppled democracy. Please add your own 'lif…
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