Governor Andrew Cuomo Explains Why He Resigned
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Every news agency in America and over 147 world wide reported that New York Governor Andrew Cuomo resigned. He said that it was not because of any sexually-suggestive charges, or claims of sexual harassment, or anyt…
Read full storyDublin, Ireland, Has To Cancel their Annual Blarney Stone Festival Parade & Bacon and Cabbage Cooking Contest Due To The Bulgarian Bumble Bee Infestation
DUBLIN – (World Satire News) – The lord mayor of Dublin, Ireland, Paul McAuliffe, has informed the citizens of his city that he regrets to have to cancel this year’s much anticipated Annual Blarney Stone Festival Parade & Bacon and Cabbage Cookin…
Read full storyJack-in-the-Box Informs The Female Federation of America That They Are Not Going To Change Their Corporate Name
JOLIET, Illinois – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Jack-in-the-Box fast food franchise says that they don’t give a damn what the Female Federation of America says, they are not changing their name. BuzzFuzz reports that Aubra "Giggles" Capp…
Read full storyWill my picture of young people jumping in the air be any good? asks local journalist
Local reporter and photographer Anthony Histamine has been taking photos on results day for years, but this year he is looking for something more. 'Yes' said Anthony who in the 1990s wanted to work for the nationals, but has been at the Chutney on…
Read full story27 Generals and 19 Admirals Now Admit That Trump Made Them Donate $16,000 Each To The Donald Trump Miscellaneous Fund
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express has confirmed that the former president insisted that 46 of the nation’s top military officials make a contribution to one of his many personal funds. Lola Watergold with the Globe-Ex…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Says That She Is Not As Anorexic As She Looks
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s fellow congressmen and congresswomen have commented that she is looking horribly anorexic, and on top of that she is starting to emit a certain type of body odor, that is native to t…
Read full storyThe FBI Has Just Released The Names of 18 Women That Trump Is Alleged To Have Done The Hokey-Pokey With in The White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the interest of “Freedom of Information” the FBI has had to legally release some info that Trump and his ass-kissing friends have tried for three years to suppress. An unnamed spokesperson for the FBI, told th…
Read full storyGovernor's Sex Indictment...For Failure to Appropriately Touch
The governor of American Mellowneshia was indicted today by a territorial federal grand jury at the capitol, charged with inappropriate sexual contact, specifically failure to touch appropriate parts. The charge came from one of his many female aides…
Read full storyCanadian Crickets Invade Cincinnati Causing Hellacious Havoc and Major Traffic Accidents
CINCINNATI – (Satire News) – The city of Cincinnati has not experienced anything like the so-called Canadian Cricket Invasion of 2021, since the Praying Mantis Infestation of 1959. Cincinnati resident, Eller E. Vincy, 94, who lived through the pr…
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