Next James Bond Could Be Mixed-Race Transgenderist With One Leg And A Lisp
After the stunning news, this week, that the new James Bond is both black and female in the form of Lashana Lynch, it's been revealed that producers are already looking to the future, and will break down even more boundaries next time around. Havi…
Read full storySpoof stories getting shorter
A frequent contributor to a satirical news and parody website has claimed that the stories published on the pages of the site seem to be getting shorter and shorter and shorter - almost as if the writers couldn't really be bothered anymore. The wr…
Read full storyOk, Trump The Chump Got His Racist Ass Kicked, Now He Has To Stop Being a Pussy, Grow Some Balls, and Accept The Fact That He’s A “Loser”!
(NOT EDITED) NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Vox Populi put it excellently when they said that Trump has turned out to be the worst president ever. They went on to say that he did absolutely nothing during his term but play golf about 8,000 times…
Read full storyThe Coronavirus Hits The Cast of The Young and the Restless
NEW YORK CITY – Production has temporarily been suspended on daytime TV's top-rated soap opera, “The Young and the Restless”. iRumors reports that two stars, Romulus Oxnard and Pansy Voxatoria, who play married couple Quiller and Skyler Lollygag,…
Read full storyThe Once-Proud New England Patriots Football Dynasty Is Now Kaput
FOXBORO, Massachusetts - (Sports Satire) – Many sports publications are reporting that the once-proud New England Patriots have crumbed, and their dynasty is no more. The Boston Addresser Chronicle, reports that the downward spiral started when t…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Tosses Kanye West Out of Their Home
CALABASAS, California - (Satire News) – According to the Kardashian klan’s matriarch, Kris Jenner, eldest daughter Kim has made good on her promise to toss husband Kanye West out of their home. Mama Kris told Bedroom Pillow Talk that she is proud…
Read full storyDonald Trump Blames Everyone, Including Dora The Explorer, For His Loss
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Chris Wallace, with Fox News, has opined that the 74-year-old president of the United States is acting like a damn spoiled brat child. Wallace remarked that Trump the Chump cannot stand that the good, kind Americ…
Read full storyKanye West Hints At Voting Fraud
As if the 2020 US presidential election hadn't already been controversial enough, there was fresh drama, late last night, when Kanye West suggested that there may have been something wrong with the voting process. West, who, official figures show,…
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