Donald Trump Blames Everyone, Including Dora The Explorer, For His Loss

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 7 November 2020

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The President is furious because the Supreme Court has ruled he has to take a commercial plane back to Mar-a-Lago.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Chris Wallace, with Fox News, has opined that the 74-year-old president of the United States is acting like a damn spoiled brat child.

Wallace remarked that Trump the Chump cannot stand that the good, kind American people simply got fed up with all of his racist chicken shit and decided to throw his ass into the Potomac River.

And now he needs to grow a pair of balls and admit what millions already know, that he has about as much business being president as his goofy soon, Eric, has of being a brain surgeon.

But the arrogant, pompous jerk, who only loves himself, will never admit that he is wrong, and that he literally sucked as a president.

Now he is blaming everyone for his monumental loss, including the entire Golden State Warriors team, the McCain and Romney supporters, his niece, Mary Trump, Dr. Anthony Fauci, and even sweet, little Dora the Explorer.

Meanwhile, TMZ is reporting that Melania and Ivanka are going to have an intervention, and they are going to have DJT committed to a mental institution.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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