FOXBORO, Massachusetts - (Sports Satire) – Many sports publications are reporting that the once-proud New England Patriots have crumbed, and their dynasty is no more.
The Boston Addresser Chronicle, reports that the downward spiral started when the greatest player to ever wear the red, white, and blue left for the nice, warm, sunny paradise of the Plywood State.
The Brady-less Pats are presently at 2-5, and their chances of even making it to the playoffs, are about as good as a zookeeper trying to get a hippo to mate with a rock.
The Addresser-Chronicle added that Coach Bill Belichick, who never smiles, is so upset, that one day last week, at practice, he actually bit the punter’s nose.
Comedian Zydeco Dupree recently said on The Stephen Colbert Show, team owner Robert Kraft should have ponied up the millions and millions of dollars that Tom Terrific wanted.
Tom’s wife, the sexy, Gisele Bundchen smiled and said that she's glad Krafty didn't come up with the money, because she's had enough, snow, ice, and slush, up in Boston, to last her 38 years.