CALABASAS, California - (Satire News) – According to the Kardashian klan’s matriarch, Kris Jenner, eldest daughter Kim has made good on her promise to toss husband Kanye West out of their home.
Mama Kris told Bedroom Pillow Talk that she is proud of Kim, who stuck to her guns, and made good on her threat to give Mr. Kim Kardashian the old heave ho, as they say in Norway.
Kanye has explained that he admits to developing a man crush on President Trump, and even bought him a ring, to show how much he appreciated him being so nice to him even though he’s black.
West the Pest said that Trump would jokingly say that he did not see white, black, yellow, or red, and that the only color he saw was green, as in money green.
TMZ reports that Kanye will temporarily be staying at the YMCA in Hacienda Heights.
