Donald Trump Says John Bolton's A Liar But Hardly Knew The Guy
Donald Trump started slandering John Bolton, his former White House Chief of Staff, (who replaced General John Kelly, who replaced Reince Priebus) with his usual, predictable rant: John Bolton? Don't know him. Who was he? Trump's slander rant will...
Read full storyMan's Wife Climbed Tree As If She Were A Chimp
There were stares of disbelief, and at least one instance of jaw-dropping amazement late this afternoon, as a woman ascended a tree rather in the style of a monkey, to the absolute astonishment of those watching. The incident took place as Moys Ke...
Read full storyTiger Woods Announces That He Will Legally Be Changing His Nickname
MISSOULA, Montana – Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods was at The 93rd Annual Missoula Semi-Invitational Golf Tournament when he was approached by Ichabod Fernandez with The Vox Populi News Agency about a rampant rumor making the rounds (no pun intended).
Read full storyNashville Man Dons Cloak of Happiness
After decades of sporting a downtrodden expression and generally gloomy air, Nate Brigsby of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to switch up his go-to emotional garment, and, instead, don a cloak of happiness each day. "It's figurative," he explained.
Read full storyLocal man discovers Messala out of Ben Hur in Whitechapel pub
A 37-year-old forklift truck engineer from Dock Street, in Whitechapel, has told reporters that he spotted the ruthless Roman Tribune, Messala, from the epic movie, Ben Hur, drinking in The Lord Rodney's Head public house on Monday evening. Toby D...
Read full storyPresident Trump Says He Has Proof That CNN's Don Lemon Was Born In Kenya
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has told the Vox Populi News Agency that he has undisputed proof that CNN’s Don Lemon was not born in Louisiana, but in Kenya. Trump spoke with Vox Populi’s Magenta McSalsa, and said that one of his secret servic...
Read full storyMelania Trump Has Agreed To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD – The word coming out of the Left Coast is that first lady Melania Trump, 49, has agreed to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars. Tinsel Town Spotlight Magazine’s Buffy Fillapippi reports that she personally spoke to Mel...
Read full storySunday's Super Bowl Could Be Cancelled Due To Coronavirus
The staging of Super Bowl LIV in Miami this Sunday, 2 February, has been thrown into doubt this morning, after Florida health officials said that events at which there were likely to be large gatherings of people should be given "the utmost considera...
Read full storyPrince Andrew's Sphincter Is Twitching
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has complained to his mummy that his bum-bum is itching, and that he would like her to put some cream on it. But, say experts, the irritation is not something that can be resolved by rubbing cream on it, however fu...
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