President Trump Says He Has Proof That CNN's Don Lemon Was Born In Kenya

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 30 January 2020

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Trump has promised his GOP base that Don Lemon will be back in Kenya by Valentine's Day.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has told the Vox Populi News Agency that he has undisputed proof that CNN’s Don Lemon was not born in Louisiana, but in Kenya.

Trump spoke with Vox Populi’s Magenta McSalsa, and said that one of his secret service agents (with the initials Y.Q.) informed him that he found a copy of Lemon’s birth certificate in an old, abandoned Popeye's Restaurant located in Pocatello, Idaho.

The president remarked, “I always had a feeling that Don “Rainbow” Lemon was not really an American. I could very easily tell, because he does not have a Louisiana accent like other Louisiana natives, such as Ellen DeGeneres, Harry Connick, Jr., Reese Witherspoon, and Romulus Duckwurst, the lll.”

Trump added that another reason why he knew that Lemon was not an American, was because "Rainbow" Donnie knows absolutely nothing about sports, not even badminton.

POTUS called up Sean "The Hairdo" Hannity, and told him that he would be making a presidential executive order that would allow him to deport Lemonhead back to his place of birth which was New Hippopotamusville, Kenya, population - 3,702.

(IN CLOSING – Ivanka Trump does not want anyone to know, but she wears a size 14 shoe).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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