
Should Donald Trump And Harvey Weinstein Be Given A Pass Like Adolf Hitler?
Should Donald Trump be given a pass and let voters decide because, gosh, it’s so close to the election, let the people decide? And besides, he’s promised not to cheat in the next election the way he cheated in the 2016 election. So let it go, why...
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Worshipers of Narcissistic Corrupt Oligarch Wonder Why Younger Generation Giving Up on Patriotism and Religion
Washington - Older Evangelical and self-described patriotic supporters of Donald Trump bemoaned millennial generation Americans who don't seem as interested in love of God and Country as they are, according to new studies. Lovers of a President wh...
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Bland Woman Suspected of Suffering from Borderline Personality
Struck by her generally bland manner peppered with the occasional mildly amusing remark, some acquaintances of Marsha Tuckerman of St. Louis, Missouri, have come to suspect that Tuckerman may suffer from a condition known as borderline personality.
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Police Facial Recognition Technique Plans Doomed To Failure
The Metroploitan Police have announced that they will use facial recognition cameras on London streets later this year, to identify and catch people suspected of having committed crimes, but, claims a bloke who knows what he's on about, the plan is d...
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Cristiano Ronaldo: I Feel So Sorry For Wayne Rooney
They were once the scourge of many a Premier League defence whilst playing for Manchester United, but the careers of Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo have taken different paths recently, with the Portuguese star saying he now feels sorry for the fo...
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Local drunk 'encapsulates the spirit of Princess Margaret' says Honey Boo Boo
A habitual Whitechapel drunkard has been lauded by reality TV star, Honey Boo Boo, who yesterday praised the man for mirroring the chaotic, drink-fuelled life of royal bad girl, Princess Margaret. Miss Boo Boo, who was a guest at a Whitechapel tow...
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Offended College Students Combine With Extremist Supporters Of #ME TOO Movement And WOKE To Protest 20-Minute Segment Of World War 1 Documentary Only Showing White European Men Dying In Trenches
California. Outraged and ready to fight to the bitter end to make sure that 'equal representation' is manifested in all aspects of society, a group of middle-class students, as well as extremist supporters of the #ME TOO Movement and WOKE, staged a...
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Manchester United Overseas Fan Clubs Challenge UK Fan Club To Online Quiz Night
Manchester United are, numerically, the most-supported football club in the world. They have fans in every country, and those fans' attachment to the club - even though many have no idea where Manchester is - is passionate. Many of them are so pas...
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